Productive capacity

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When you can do nothing else: bear witness.

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Pick the job applicant.

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Incorrect labelling? Not a Product of Australia?

You remember, dear Reader, that American citizen, Rupert Murdoch,

and you recall that he owns The Australian. Well, this cartoon is from to-day's Australian.

Howard of The Overflow

This revised version of Clancy of the Overflow has been sent toMiss Eagle by her good friend,

Professor Noel Loos formerly of James Cook University.

(With apologies to A.B. 'Banjo' Paterson and to Clancy.

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I had written him a letter, which I had, for want of better
Knowledge, sent to where I met him at the wheat board, years ago.

He was chairman when I knew him, so I sent the letter to him
Just on spec, to make the point that "Howard doesn't want to know".

And an e-mail came directed, not entirely unexpected (And I think the same was written in some Middle Eastern bar).

'Twas his CEO who wrote it, and verbatim I will quote it:"Trevor Flugge's gone to Baghdad, and we don't know where he are.

"But when he left Australia, he was going to meet with Alia,
"A trucking mob in Jordan, who were keen to grease the wheels.

"For 10 percent commission, they could swing Saddam's permission
"To get our wheat accepted; it's the mother of all deals.

"But I guarantee, Prime Minister, that there's nothing at all sinister.

"The chaps at DFAT told us that the sums looked quite okay.

"When you're selling wheat in billions, what's a quick 300 million?"

If it keeps the Nationals happy, it's a tiny price to pay.

"Sitting here at Kirribilli, I've been thinking, willy-nilly,
That it's somehow reminiscent of the children overboard:

But I can handle Rudd and Beazley, as I always do, quite easily
By endlessly protesting that there's nothing untoward.

I'll tell Bush next time I meet him at The White House, when I greet him,
That I'm sure he'll understand about the wheat board's quid pro quo.

He'll forgive this minor error in the global war on terror
When I look him in the eye and tell him Howard didn't know.

Laughing with the Resurrection

Resurrexit!

He is risen!

He is risen, indeed!

Anyone who makes a person laugh
Opens heaven to him.
Anyone who is patient with another
Gives him future.
Anyone who accepts a person
As he himself is accepted by Christ
Loosens his tongue for life’s hymn of praise
Let us go out from our customs and our habits
And learn to hope from the Bible.
Let us go out
And cross the frontiers
So that we may infect life with hope.
Let us ignore the barriers,
And look only to the One who breaks them down.
He is risen.
Jesus is risen indeed.
Blessed be the Lord for ever and ever.

Jurgen Moltmann, The Power of the Powerless

The Reverend is a brick

Over at Alas Maia has linked us to The Brick Testament. It is a joy and delight. Watch it! There are classifications for sexual content, violence, nudity, and cursing. Enjoy.