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Monday, February 25, 2008

Hockey for Leader, outsource the Speaker's job to Sunrise

Now that Brendan Nelson has confirmed he is the worst Leader of the Opposition in Australia's history with an illustrious single digit rating in the polls, the commentariat are talking leadership change and Joe Hockey's name is getting a mention.

Well, how slow are they!

Miss Eagle suggested Hockey for the Leader of the Opposition immediately after last year's election. But, displaying great prescience, Miss Eagle also made suggestions about the Speaker's position.

Last Friday, the House of Representatives saw a great display of lawlessness and disobedience on the part of the Opposition. When a member was ordered to leave the House and refused to go, the member was then escorted from the chamber by the Serjeant-at-Arms. Clearly, the Speaker and the Deputy Speaker were not up to the job. So perhaps Klever Kevvie - who undoubtedly will have things pulled into gear for the March sittings - might like to take up Miss Eagle's suggestion for the Speakership re-published below.

The Sunrise Family

Then we would have the old team - Joe on one side and Kevin on the other. Well, not quite the old team, eh dear Reader? So, ergo Sunrise and team for Speaker. Who better?

At this point in time, whoever Klevver Kevie nominates as Speaker won't be experienced. But Sunrise is experienced. The Sunrise Team is used to intervening, sorting things out and making people stick to the rules of the game. OK, I know, I know. They all, including Kevvie, got a bit expeditious on the Vietnam expedition. I am sure that Mel and Kochie and Nat and Andrew can sort things out though. And the Speaker-ship might give Kerry Stokes and his meany crew something to focus on instead of The Chaser team.

Grant could tell us which way the wind blows. Mark could lighten proceedings with cricket, football (all codes), and basketball and netball scores.

All in all, I think it would the ultimate in outsourcing: Sunrise for Speaker and bring really serious entertainment to the six o'clock news!

Monday, November 26, 2007

Bring the old team back: Joe Hockey for Leader, Kevin Rudd for PM, and Sunrise for Speaker

As Kever Klevvie kontemplates his Krew this week, Miss Eagle has a few suggestions.

Kevin Rudd and his wife, Therese Rein, vote on Saturday.

One of the things that helped Klever Kevvie to popularity and being seen as a human being with a smile rather than a dour nerd was his regular appearance on Sunrise in tandem with Joe Hockey for the Liberals.

Joe Hockey, David Koch (Sunrise anchor) and Kevin Rudd

Now it seems to Miss E that poor avuncular Joe has been getting stressed out of his mind since he was given the job that Kevin Andrews could not do - sell Work Choices. We now know, don't we dear Reader, that no one could sell Work Choices. It seemed to Miss E that Joe put on weight that he needs to get off under all that dirty work he was given to do. Get the gastric lapband, Joe - and soon. Miss E has had it done. The Director, Miss E's sister has had it done. Go for it Joe in good health.

I don't think anyone thinks of Joe as either a dill or a bad guy - in spite of the poisonous Work Choices. Why not reward Joe for his loyalty to the Liberal Party and its dreadful policies by giving him the top job. Joe for Liberal Party leader I say.

The Sunrise Family

Then we would have the old team - Joe on one side and Kevin on the other. Well, not quite the old team, eh dear Reader? So, ergo Sunrise and team for Speaker. Who better?

At this point in time, whoever Klevver Kevie nominates as Speaker won't be experienced. But Sunrise is experienced. The Sunrise Team is used to intervening, sorting things out and making people stick to the rules of the game. OK, I know, I know. They all, including Kevvie, got a bit expeditious on the Vietnam expedition. I am sure that Mel and Kochie and Nat and Andrew can sort things out though. And the Speaker-ship might give Kerry Stokes and his meany crew something to focus on instead of The Chaser team.

Grant could tell us which way the wind blows. Mark could lighten proceedings with cricket, football (all codes), and basketball and netball scores.

All in all, I think it would the ultimate in outsourcing: Sunrise for Speaker and bring really serious entertainment to the six o'clock news!

Friday, November 09, 2007

The Sounds of Aus: needs a stronger accent


Whaadaihate? Whaddaihate? I hate it when someone has a good idea, carries it through, and doesn't do it well enough. Why do I hate that? Because it can make it very difficult for someone who comes along and who can do the job well, to get the project off the ground because the response is "That's been done!"

That's how I feel about The Sounds of Aus which was on ABCTV last night. It was presented by John Clarke - and ipso facto was entertaining. It was written by Lawrie Zion so there were good bits. But, overall, it missed the boat.

Now, I'm sure there's a very good reason. Australia is a small market. Insufficient funds. All the usual problems of getting Australian stuff on the big or small screen.

So where does one begin?

Firstly, something called The Sounds of Aus, a documentary about the Australian accent, should have a national focus: an informed - fully informed - national focus. This did not. It was Melbourne-centric. According to this program, Ray Lawler and Barry Humphries are the ones responsible for launching the Australian accent into the mainstream. Amazing that! The Summer of the Seventeenth Doll hit the boards at the end of 1955. Already in production were A Town Like Alice (from the book by Nevil Shute) and soon to come was the adaptation of D'arcy Niland's book, The Shiralee. Both of these movies, which were well supported by Australians, starred the hottest Australian accent in town, Peter Finch.

While there was discussion about how it was thought that the Australian accent would not be accepted in film, the popularity of Finch and Chips Rafferty as arguably the two dominant Aussie accents in film in the late 40s and early 50s, was completely overlooked in The Sounds of Aus. Too Sydney?

Also too Sydney might have been the on-screen contribution by two other hot Australian accents, Bryan Brown (who has also starred in a re-make of The Shiralee) and Jack Thompson.

But for such a Melbourne-centric doco partially funded by Film Victoria, a very significant contribution to the Australian accent - that of C.J. Dennis was missing. Emphasis was given to the rural contribution to the Aussie accent completely omitting Dennis's recording of the early 20th century urban industrial working class accent through his characters Ginger Mick and The Bloke. Dennis wrote these characters while living at Kallista, just up the hill from Miss Eagle's domicile at Upper Gully.

But then, there was limited discussion of the written word and its impact on the Australian identity, accent, and voice. No mention of Marcus Clarke, Rolf Boldrewood, and Joseph Furphy. While national identity got a bit of guernsey on The Sounds of Aus, the literature undergirding it got scant mention apart from The Bulletin and Banjo Paterson but no mention of Lone Hand and Henry Lawson.

Included in the discussion was the accent of Sir Robert Menzies. The doco would not have been complete without it. How good it would have been to contrast Menzies' voice with that of his opponent, H.V. Evatt whose mangled vowels and broad Australian accent were in striking contrast. Equally, a good contrast could have come from another Menzies opponent, John Curtin: a broad unmangled accent remembered with an iconic Australian phrase, Men and Women of Australia.

And the good bits:
  • Discussion about British and American influences on the Australian accent. While there was discussion about absorption of American phraseology, it would have been good to hear more.

  • Highlighting Aboriginal English. It would have been good to hear much more of this. Miss Eagle has a question. So many Aboriginal people seem to say ahks for ask (some whitefellas do too but it seems to Miss Eagle to be more widespread among Aboriginal people), does this constitute a legitimate form of Aboriginal English?

  • Involvement of non-celebrity people across the nation in some very entertaining clips in the documentary.

English writer and television personality, Melvin Bragg, a few years ago produced a wonderful series titled The Adventure of English. It was superb. Now, discussion of the Australian English/Accent would not have the rich and long history of English but could probably run to a three or four part mini-series.

So the verdict: please do a remake, try harder and be broader.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Kath and Kim: tunnelling through


It is nearly ready! Melbourne's latest Freeway - the Mitcham to Frankston or the Scoresby as it is often known. It is only ten minutes from Upper Gully and Miss Eagle will probably love its convenience. Shame on me - as I remember the beautiful farmland it subsumed - including a place with miniature ponies.
Herself can be a clever drawers at times and - as soon as she heard the announcement - she had the names: Kath and Kim.
I don't think the names are worth entering because you see, dear Reader, there are guidelines. And, after a read of those, it seems that Kath and Kim may not cut the mustard.
But that, dear Reader, should not really matter. The tunnels can have a flash, guide-line meeting name for the toffs. But for the rest of us we know that, just as at Fountain Gate in south-east Melbourne, Kath and Kim are stars so their names can become through common and widespread usage the names for the stars of convenience in private transport in south-east Melbourne.

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Amazing Grace and amazing activism


Last night, Miss Eagle flew into Carlton to the Cinema Nova where - a preview screening of Michael Apted’s Amazing Grace was co-hosted with Liberty Victoria. Amazing Grace gives a portrayal of the adult life of anti-slavery pioneer William Wilberforce.

The movie has a star-studded cast:Ioan Gruffud as William Wilberforce, supported by - among others - Michael Gambon, Ciaron Hinds, and the brilliant and indefatigable Albert Finney. Miss E confesses, dear Reader, that in each of the three scenes in which the inestimable Mr Finney appeared as John Newton, leading Evangelical Anglican minister and hymn writer, that she was reduced to tears. Finney's power and longevity - 47 years of making movies with the three score and ten years already notched up - are impressive.

After the movie - which received much applause from its audience - there was a Q & A with a distinguished panel of social and political activists. The panel was led by prominent QC and civil libertarian, Julian Burnside. (After the show, also spotted his magical spouse Kate Durham.) Burnside was ably assisted by Keryn Clarke, Mordy Bromberg SC, and Kon Karapanagiotidis.

Keryn Clarke works for the Uniting Church of Australia as a Social Justice Officer. Her prime involvement is with Just Act. However, last night Keryn was speaking for Stop the Traffik which campaigns against human trafficking in its modern form.

Mordy Bromberg SC is a barrister working in the area of human rights specializing in labour rights.

Kon Karapanagiotidis is CEO of the Asylum Seekers Resource Centre, Australia’s leading asylum seeker aid, health and advocacy organization.

The tenor of the evening was how an individual or group of individuals working together can, with determination, over time bring about change. The lesson of the evening was to go out there and do something to make this world a better place.